Ariel, the pierced Vaginament® ornament. She's a bit of a firecracker, with her fondness for shiny rings!

Ariel, the pierced Vaginament® ornament. She's a bit of a firecracker, with her fondness for shiny rings!

21.00

{made to order, ships in 2-6 days}

This listing is for the first model pictured, the pierced Vaginament® named Ariel, with inner and outer labia.
» turquoise blue » oats » pink » strawberry red • (the first pictured)

↠ 2.28” x 3” (58mm x 74mm) • inner + outer labia • 6mm and 9mm "piercing" • no embroidery

✂︎ Gently folded and hand sewn labia proffer an eye-popping multi-dimensional look, and her piercings are nestled within the folds: this lends the perfect amount of quirk! Each ornament is lightly stuffed, finished with a precise, old-school blanket stitch, and then popped into a cute-as-a-button gift bag and sent on its merry way.

✶ These happy little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft, wool-blend felt (made in North America) that I order from vendors here on Etsy. They’re a hoot to make and I'm in love with them all!

✈︎ Gifts are the greatest! I'd love to include a handwritten note on your behalf (and Vaginament® ornaments are always posted without pricing). Just let me know in the 'notes to seller' what you'd like me to say, and don't be shy. It is, after all, a felt vagina. And I need to know the recipient's name and address, so put that in there too :)

"Every time a clitoris rings, a vaginament gets her wings!"

Since these outstandaments (!) are hand crafted, no two will look exactly alike. Just like in the real world! And all monitors display colours differently. But they're all awesome so you can go ahead and buy with confidence :)

All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, D/B/A Felt Melons. Please respect my intellectual property copyright, and my USPTO-registered trademark.
TL;DR: Don't take anyone's vagina without consent, let alone mine :).

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