Holla at the original Vaginament! A hand made felt vagina ornament for your Christmas tree or rearview mirror, or midwifery doula team

Holla at the original Vaginament! A hand made felt vagina ornament for your Christmas tree or rearview mirror, or midwifery doula team

25.00

“Open the whisky, Tom," she ordered, "and I'll make you a mint julep. Then you won't seem so stupid to yourself... Look at the mint!”

~F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby.

Felt vagina ornaments, all the rage in SoHo! Araminta was featured on the German Huffpo: http://m.huffpost.com/de/entry/8876648

❤ This listing is for a pierced Araminta, the vaginament you never knew you needed.
Colorway first pictured: mint julep / oats / pink / fuchsia ❤

2.4” x 3.14” (62mm x 80mm) • inner + outer labia • double hooped piercing • one embroidered snowflake • waxed cotton cord • measurements are taken before stuffing

Gently folded and hand sewn labia proffer an eye-popping multi-dimensional look, and a double piercing within the folds? This lends the perfect amount of quirk! Each ornament is lightly stuffed, finished with a precise, old-school blanket stitch, and then popped into a cute-as-a-button gift bag and sent on its merry way.

✶ Completely hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft, wool-blend felt (made in North America). They’re a hoot to make and I'm in love with them all!

✈︎ Gifts are the greatest! I'd love to include a handwritten note on your behalf. Just let me know in the 'notes to seller' what you'd like me to say, and don't be shy. It is, after all, a felt vagina. And I need to know the recipient's name and address, so put that in there too :) Vaginaments are always shipped in unmarked packaging, in wee paper gift bags, without pricing on their tags.

Since these outstandaments (!) are hand crafted, no two will look exactly alike. Just like in the real world! And all monitors display colours differently. But they're all awesome so you can go ahead and buy with confidence :)

All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, D/B/A Felt Melons™. Please respect my intellectual property, copyright protected design, and my USPTO-registered trademark.
TL;DR: You do not take anyone's vagina without consent, let alone mine :)

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