The Vaginament®! Edna, the lilac-hued, happy well-adjusted vulva ornament, handmade in Canada {made to order, see details}

The Vaginament®! Edna, the lilac-hued, happy well-adjusted vulva ornament, handmade in Canada {made to order, see details}

25.00

I love this Vaginament®, she's named after my Gran who lived over in Darlington, England. Every time I'd visit, we'd walk the cobbled streets, pop round Marks for lunch, and she'd treat me to an ice cream. Away home we'd go, and watch Corrie and eat our tea.

❤ This listing is for one snowy Edna Vaginament® in the first photo: lilac / white / cloudy white / citrus green ❤

2.4” x 3.14” (62mm x 80mm) • inner + outer labia • 9mm bell • one embroidered snowflake • waxed cotton cord • measurements are taken prior to stuffing • Edna is made to order: couture hand sewn vagina, how spectacular! She'll ship in 3-6 business (working) days :)

✂︎ Holy Handmade! Labia are gently folded and hand-sewn for an eye-popping multi-dimensional look and feel. A wee metal bell is nestled within the folds, and lends each Vaginament® ornament the perfect amount of quirk! They are lightly stuffed and finished with a precise old-school blanket stitch. Each Vaginament is my own design, and each is endearingly cut, assembled, and entirely stitched by hand in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I use super soft (non-plasticky!) wool-blend felt that is made in North America. Bits pucker and dimple slightly when felt is hand sewn, so no ornaments are exactly the same…it’s all part of their charm.

Each ornament ships gift-ready in a leopard print bag, with a wee branded Vaginament® name tag. No vagina should be nameless!

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

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All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, D/B/A Felt Melons. Please respect my intellectual property copyright, and my USPTO-registered trademark.

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