Hyacinth, a wisteria-hued big snowy Vaginament ornament

Hyacinth, a wisteria-hued big snowy Vaginament ornament

27.00

If you bought two of these, and hung them from your ears, you'd have hella big danglers. Meet Hyacinth, the Big Snowy Vaginament®, with snowflakes for days!

This listing is for Hyacinth, in the colorway first pictured: wisteria / cotton / sunny yellow / aqua

Hyacinth is surrounded by snowflakes. A bell is nestled in her carefully folded and shaped labia, which are secured onto the wisteria, light purple base with a straight stitch. She's lightly stuffed with polyfill, and her perimeter is blanket stitched with a slightly contrasting, darker purple 3-ply thread.

3” x 4” (74mm x 96mm), about 1.25" thick

Each ornament ships with a wee branded Vaginament® name tag, because no vagina should be nameless.

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

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All of the photographs, written descriptions, and concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, DBA Felt Melons. Vaginament is a USPTO registered trademark and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. Mama didn't raise no fool :)

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