Vagina keychain by Vaginament® Dorothy: heathered ruby/ivory/aqua • made to order

Vagina keychain by Vaginament® Dorothy: heathered ruby/ivory/aqua • made to order


I used to have such strong Kegels, I'd joke my vagina could carry home the groceries. Then I birthed two babes. Now, at best, my Vaginament® can carry the keys, that's all. I'm good with that 😂

••• Featured on the Huffington Post! See the vagina keychain here, No.20:

This listing is for the key ring in the first photo: Heathered ruby /cotton /aqua blue

A thank you gift for your midwifery team. The perfect housewarming present for your lesbian bff. Your niece who's graduating from nursing college. The obgyn who helped birth your babe. A colorful Vaginament keychain makes everyone smile :)

Each stitch is endearingly placed by hand in smalltown Ontario, Canada. No sewing machines have ever been harmed in the making of this product :P The Keychain is the same size as the One Lip Wonder Vaginament ornaments.

Made with heirloom-quality wool-blend felt. The seams are reinforced, if it's been squashed and you need to tug it back into shape, do so with confidence! They are gently stuffed with polyfill, and accented with a 9mm steel bell. Go on, ring it. The keychain itself is a snake chain with a spring-clamp key holder, and it's sewn super securely into the felt. Spring clamps mean no more chipped nails while prying open a split ring, whew!

Care: while this vagina keychain is extremely well made, it's only about a third as hardy as the real deal :P Please handle with care and spot clean only xo

If you'd like me to send this as a gift on your behalf, I'd be glad to include a short note for you! Leave me a note at checkout with what you'd like me to write, and please put the recipient's mailing address in the Shipping Address.

Vaginament ornaments and keychains are protected by copyright law, and Vaginament is now a registered trademark with the USPTO <3 Do not take vagina that is not yours. End of.

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