Vagina Ornaments FTW! Betty the hot pink Christmas vagina ornament with a bell clitoris. {BETTY-B}

Vagina Ornaments FTW! Betty the hot pink Christmas vagina ornament with a bell clitoris. {BETTY-B}

25.00

Oh, that Betty! A looker indeed!

Nine out of ten cat ladies agree, vaginaments make for wonderful gifts! If you bought two, you could hang them from your ears. ✈︎ Ready to ship! See policies or shop announcement for current transit estimates.

❤ This listing is for Betty vaginament, the first pictured with the bell clitoris (go on, ring it): hot pink / oats / white / lime green ❤

→ 2.4” x 3.14” (62mm x 80mm) (not including waxed cotton cord), about a 3/4 inch thick. That’s what she said. Inner and outer labia, 9mm bell. Measurements are taken prior to stuffing.

✂︎ Holy Handmade! Each vaginament is my own design, and each is endearingly cut, assembled, and entirely stitched by hand in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I use super soft (non-plasticky!) heirloom-quality wool-blend only. Bits pucker and dimple slightly when felt is hand sewn, so no vaginaments are exactly the same…it’s all part of their charm.

To see outstanding reviews, please visit my old shop, www.vaginament.etsy.com

✍ When you gift a vaginament to your best pal, your mother, a hostess, you're gifting them a smile, every time they see it. If you’re sending this as a gift, by all means I’ll include a note and gift wrap the item- just let me know in the “note to seller” upon checkout, what you’d like the note to say. Also, make sure to include the recipient’s shipping address!


Remember!: "Every time a clitoris rings, a vaginament gets her wings!"

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