Vaginament™! A felt vagina ornament, vulva totem, midwife and doula gift, doctor and nurse appreciation, hostess thank-you {HYACINTH}

Vaginament™! A felt vagina ornament, vulva totem, midwife and doula gift, doctor and nurse appreciation, hostess thank-you {HYACINTH}

21.00

She's the colours of Easter, the tender pastels of the lavender fields in Provence.
She's a springtime-hued lilac, creamy linen, sunny yellow, and aqua blue: She's a Vaginament™ named Hyacinth ❤ Midwives and doulas, nurses and obgyns adore these, and how perfect as a thank you gift for helping birth Spring babes xo

This listing is for one felt vagina ornament named Hyacinth: lilac • cream • yellow • aqua blue •

This is the smallest size, at 2.28” x 3” (58mm x 74mm) • inner + outer labia • 9mm bell • no embroidery

Gently folded, shaped and hand sewn labia proffer an eye-popping look and feel, and a 9mm bell is nestled within their folds: this lends the perfect amount of quirk! Each ornament is lightly stuffed and finished with a precise, old-school blanket stitch.

These happy little oddities are designed, sewn entirely by hand (I'd maim myself with a machine!) and infused with adoration by yours truly in Burlington, Ontario, Canada. I only use soft, heirloom-quality wool-blend felt (made in North America). They’re a hoot to make and I'm in love with them all!

Gifts are the greatest! I'd love to include a handwritten note and send it to the happy recipient on your behalf. Just let me know in the 'notes to seller' what you'd like me to say, and don't be shy. It is, after all, a felt vagina. And I need to know the recipient's name and address, and your name, so put that in there too. Vaginaments are always sent in unmarked packaging, wrapped nicely with our signature Vaginament™ tag, and without pricing.

Please see the Shop Announcement for current transit estimates :)

"Every time a clitoris rings, a vaginament gets her wings!"

Since these outstandaments (!) are hand crafted, no two will look exactly alike. Just like in the real world! And all monitors display colours differently. But they're all awesome so you can go ahead and buy with confidence :)

© Vaginament™ and Felt Melons™ are trademarks of Suzanne McAleenan, DBA Felt Melons. Please respect my intellectual property. All designs and methods of fabrication are proudly my own and protected by this Mama Bear :)

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