Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament • vulva decoration, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you • Ships in 2-6 days

Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament • vulva decoration, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you • Ships in 2-6 days

18.00

{made to order, ships in 2-6 days}

Vaginament® ornaments. All the rage in SoHo!

"A vagina for every tree!" A perfectly quirky gift for someone special, or yourself, if you're special :)

Well hello there, Mrs. Jones! Mrs. Jones' colorway: aqua + cotton + lime (first pictured)

This model is the teeniest meeniest of the vaginaments, with the signature 9mm bell. Go on, ring it :)

Measuring in at a demure 2.28" x 3" (58mm x 76mm, pre-stuffing), these still pack all the punch of the regular sized vaginaments. And at a more compact price, you can have a gazillion around the house :P

✂︎ Gently folded and hand-sewn labia proffer an eye-popping multi-dimensional look, and each ornament is lightly stuffed. These little oddities are designed, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in Burlington (no outsourcing, here!), Ontario. I only use wool-blend heirloom-quality North American made felt. They’re a hoot to make and I'm in love with them all!

✈︎ I ship from Canada, with average transit times of 4-15 business days *once shipped*, depending on the season. Please see policies for more detailed estimates.

"Every time a clitoris rings, a vaginament gets her wings!"

TL;DR regarding copyright and trademark: You do not take anyone's vagina design without consent, let alone mine :)
All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, D/B/A Felt Melons™. Please respect my intellectual property, copyright protected design, and my USPTO-registered trademark.

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