Vaginament® ornaments FTW! Esme, the woodland nymph vagina ornament {made to order, ships in 3-6 business days}

Vaginament® ornaments FTW! Esme, the woodland nymph vagina ornament {made to order, ships in 3-6 business days}

25.00

Esme, new for the 2016/2017 season. A woodland nymph-hued Vaginament®!

Nine out of ten cat ladies agree, Vaginament® ornaments make for wonderful gifts! If you bought two, you could hang them from your ears.

❤ This listing is for one Esme ornament, in the first photo: mossy green / aqua blue / white / citrus green ❤

→ 2.4” x 3.14” (62mm x 80mm, pre-stuffing), about a 3/4 inch thick. That’s what she said. Inner and outer labia, 9mm bell. Go on, ring it. Measurements are taken prior to stuffing.

✂︎ Labia are gently folded and hand-sewn for an eye-popping multi-dimensional look and feel. A wee bell is nestled within the folds, and lends each Vaginament® ornament the perfect amount of quirk! They are lightly stuffed and finished with a precise old-school blanket stitch. Each ornament ships gift-ready in a leopard print bag with a branded Vaginament® name and care tag, because no vagina should be left nameless (or uncared for)!

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

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